Get your tickets now for the only children's event that invites every child to star in the show and every parent to get their beer on. Saturdays 1PM & 3PM Sundays 1PM at Hale's Palladium in Seattle through February 23rd. If you love your kids but hate boring kid shows then you are going to love The I Hate Children Children's Show. It's an adult magic show, for kids. The show stars the meanest man in the world and features live music and tons of magic. Each child is personally insulted as they walk in the door, moms are served champagne while children sip on disappointment, and every child who is 8 Years old or older is invited on stage to help out with the magic.
Finally a kids show that won't make you want to spit up in your sippy cup. The magic is amazing and enough to make believers out of those hard to reach teens. The banter is non-stop and hilarious. So belly up to the bar at the only kids show cool enough to serve beer, and see why we make magic fun for all ages.
ThreeWeeks Magazine - Editor's Choice award for Best show for children and Top 10 things to do at the Fringe
Dangerous comedy and magic for teens, tweens, and hot soccer moms. This is the best show for families with children 8 years and up. Last year we won the Editors Choice Award for best kids show. This year the best show is even better, with more magic, more music, and more child hating fun.
Bad Boy Magician Paul Nathan performs for royalty, heads of state, TV and films. He lost a bet and must now do magic for kiddies. Paul is joined by Brian on keyboards, who plays music, drinks beer, and flirts with moms.
ThreeWeeks Magazine chose John and Paul as the best children's show out of over three thousand entrants at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. You have a lot of options to take your family to and every show you see is a gamble with your time and your money... You're the one who'll have to hear high pitched voices crying for the next two hours if the show sucks. We understand and we promise you and the kids will have a great time.
Every child gets a chance to help out on stage. Pictures of the kids starring in the show are posted on the "Show Photos" Button above.
DVDs and Magic Tricks - available at end of the Show!
After the show, pick up an I Hate Children T-Shirt, CD, or DVD. There are also magic tricks, posters, and birth control devices.
Reviewers hate children but they love our show.
"The magic tricks are superbly executed, and the children entranced throughout, even the most skeptical who know how the tricks work are happy to see them carried out with such wit and vigor." Edinburgh Spotlight
Click the link to see photos of you, your family, and your friends starring in the show. While you are there like the page, tag the images, and leave us a comment letting us know what you liked best about the show
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